Green eggs, no ham

Argh, our entire kitchen, lounge and dining room stink off rotten eggs! Last night Andrew boiled some eggs for a salad and apparently one of them fell apart so he threw it out. I came home and wondered what the smell was but he just said it was eggs he had boiled. Then tonight when I went into the cupboard to get a mug I noticed something smelt, I was sniffing around and Andrew comes up and says “yeah, something in there stinks, I think it’s the eggs” Typical man didn’t actually do anything about it! but instead grabs the egg basket and shoves it under my nose. It’s definitely the eggs so I take them over to the in-sinkerator (is that even what you call them? Everyone has different names for them) and start smashing them. 1, 2, 3... all fine. #4 is green and STINKS. I instantly gag and feel the vomit lapping at the back of my throat. Eggs 5, 6 and 7 are all fine too but by now the smell is over-powering and the whole room reeks of rotten eggs. I put 3 lemons down the insinkerator and you can still smell it so I open all of the doors and windows. That doesn’t work either so I just ended up spraying half a can of toilet spray throughout our kitchen and lounge. Now I am hiding in my room until the smell (hopefully) disappears.

Moral of the story: If you think you have a rotten egg, do not smash it in your sink. Take it outside.