Not Me Monday

An idea shamelessly stolen from Tash, but without it you probably wouldn't be getting a blog for another 3.6 years, so here is a catch up of the last 6 or so weeks....

I definitely haven't not been updating my blog just because my computer has gone to shite and I am too lazy to haul my butt downstairs and use the one that actually works.

I did not forget the Friday was a teacher’s only day, only to show up to school with two impeccably dressed children ready to learn. I am not that unorganised.

I most certainly did not miss the train not one but two mornings and I definitely did not act like I couldn't care less if I was 25 minutes late to work twice.

I absolutely did not avoid the ticket officer on the train home one day because I had no ticket and thought I shouldn’t have to pay anyway since the train was 20 minutes late.

I definitely did not screen my cellphone calls to avoid talking to the Doctor, and I would not purposely miss my miscarriage follow-up appointment.

There is no way that I almost cried with delight when I found out our scales are 3kgs different to the ones at the airport, because the ones at the airport must be accurate, right? I just lost 3kgs!

I surely did not pull a sick day on Monday and Tuesday last week just because Dad was going overseas and I didn’t have enough annual leave to take time off honestly.

I did not jokingly tell my husband he should get me pregnant so I could leave work. I really do not hate my job that much.

I did not sit in the sun for three hours on Saturday without bothering to put sunscreen on, knowing I would get burnt and I definitely did not let my children have strawberries and icecream for dinner because it symbolises everything Summer.

I certainly did not do Kellie's homework for her one night because it was easier than pushing shit uphill trying to get her to do it herself. I really did not want to go to bed that badly.

I definitely did not wake up at 10:30am yesterday. No one can pull that off with two kids.